SpainXRomano~Turtle Race~Crack

       In the afternoon of the last summer, you were with one of your friends Emmy. One that day, spain was out on holiday, and wanted you to watch over his two turtles. But its was beautiful day you didn't want to be inside with the turtles, so you took them out with you. You and your friend were outside in the middle of spain's giant backyard under a tree. It was such a beautiful day but the only problem was, there was nothing for you guy to do. But then, a thougth came to your head. 'We have to turtles! when would be the next time we could ever do this.'
       1 hour later, after you all got ready, the show was about to begin."Welcome ladys and gentlemen to the first ever Hetalian Turtle Race! Oh god do I have to say the rest!" England aksed. "I mean its just you and your friend racing Spain's turtles." He said feeling annoyed with it. "Its not just racing turtles, there Hetalian turtles." You said to your Boyfriend grabing a turtle. Well, dont take to long. We need to get you both back home before seven." England said while walking to spains house.
      As you waved bye to England, you looked at your turtle, its had a calor on it. It read, Romano. 'Spain must really like Romano to name his pet after him', you thought looking and a strand of hair that grows out of its head. "Ok I have the Romano turtle! Im ready to race!" you said. " Aw, could I have the Romano Turtle, _________ ." Emmy asked. "Ok, " you said trading turtles, "But now I have spain turtle~!!!!" you said holding your turtle up in the air. After that you both placed your turtles and the starting line.
      "Hey! Roma~ I cant wait for the race to start! what about you?" Spain Turtle asks Roma turtle. "Shut up you Bastord!" Roma said. "Three! Two! One! GO!" Emmy said starting the race. You both cheered for your own turtle, even thought they were doing faster then a turtle would normally go. But even at there fastish speed, Romano Turtle was a-head of spain. "Spain Turtle! If you win! You get to rape Romano turtle!!" You yelled to your turtle. Making his speed up to romano turtle Emmy shocked, she didn't want her turtle to be rape. 'Poor thing! I must save him!' she thought to herself.
       "ROMANO TURTLE! SPAIN TURTLE GONNA RAPE YOU! RUN!!!! RUN FOR YOU TURTLE VIRGINITY!!!" Emmy yelled out to Romano Turtle. That scared Romano turtle into speeding up, but Spain turtle was still to close to him. "Spain turtle! If you slow down! I'll give you a tastey Tomato~!" she said "NOO!! Dont do it!!! We want that Romano Turtle remember! Besides! She has no tomatos!!!!" You yelled out. Getting Spain turtle's mind back on track. Then out of nowhere, Emmy runs up to Romano Turtlr saing  "Darn you Spain turtle!" Picking up Romano and run him across the finish line. "I so cheated, but I don't care! There won't be any turtle rape while I'm here!" She yells as she runs away with Romano Turtle.
      "Damn it~!" You say while grabing Turtle Spain and runs towards Romano Turtle. "Yes there will~!" Then Turtle Spain says "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!" as you both rum after Emmy. "NEH!" She says runs faster. Romano Turtle yells "Quick! Call the turtle mafia!!!" When all of a sudden, the turtle mafia gets a phone call."What!!..Hmmm, Yes I iz do understans whats yous going thought, But I am sorry we can't do any thing with out a payment first in chash. THEN COME WHINE TO US ABOUT YOUR RAPE PROBLEM!!" The mafia Big Daddy say before he hangs up. Emmy stares at her phone "WHAT BITCHES!" she says then tosses the phone down angrily.
        But then she trips, having Turtle Romano running to escape. But you tripped on Emmys phone sending Spain Turtle flying throught the sky! "Aaaaaaaaaah!!! Spain  Turtle!!"  Emmy shocked at what she was seeing pulls out her other phone and takes a picture of it. "OMG! FLYING TURTLE! must post on DeviantART later!" Spain Turtle Yells out. Roma glares at him "What~!" Spain Turtle yells " AYE!! Help me Romano Turtle!!!" Roma, who is allready pissed at what the hell was going on say "Tsk. Fine, whatever bastardo" And just seconds before Spain Turtle could hit the ground, Romano Turtle Hurries to save him.
       Turtle Spain was saved by Turtle Romano,  landing on top him. "Oh, Thank you Roma~!" Spain said. "SH-UT UP BASTARDO!" Romano says. Emmy runs up to Spain Turtle ad snaches him away, towards Spain's House. You then acting quickly, grabbing Romano Turtle screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Damn Bastord!!!!! DON'T TAKE ME TOWARDS HIM!!!"  But you didn't hear him even thought he spoke English. Emmy ran into the house, looking for a place to hide Spain turtle. While she was hiding Spain in the other room, you jad just ran in the house. You then placed Romano turtle in the turtle tank, and hid him so Emmy would think you still had him. "HEY! DON'T JUST LEAVE ME IN HERE!!!" You heared Turtle Romano say. "FINE!" You said " I'll leave the little roof door open.
      Then you yelled out, "Emmy~! I'm going to find you! And there wil be Spamano~!" Quitly giggling to yourself running to find Emmy. You found her in a hallway on the second floor by the stair case, with Turtle spain in her hands. "Becareful Emmy! Dont drop him!" you said. " Of coure not! Why would I hurt a poor turtle. I -" She was cut off. England had opened a door, hitting her back. While she was falling to the ground, Spain turtle flew throuhgt the air. You could only save one! But who was it? Spain's Turtle or your dear Friend~
       Thinking fast you then quickly stopped you friend from falling to the ground. But Spain Turtle was still falling a two story to his doom. "ROOMMANOO!!!" Spain Turtle said. Looking up Romano saw Spain. "OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK SPAIN!!!" Turtle Romano runs around in the tank woundering what to do.  Then he jumps in the air thyought the open door and got hit with turtle Spain. Sending them both down in the tank, landing in  the water and saving spains life again. As they walked out of the water and back to the dry land. "DAMN IT SPAIN!!! WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO SAVE YOUR ASS!!" Turtle Romano said.
       " Yeah sorry about that Romano, I cant help it" He said chukeling. They both rested next to each other, when Spain Turtle said, "Hey Romano, sorry about all the trys on raping you. Can we just cuddle next to each other in the sunlight?"  Turtle Romano looked at him "ARE YOU FUCKING BRAIN DEAD!!!!" he said Turtle Spain laughed "I guess thats a yes~" Turtle romano gave up!  You and Emmy came running down the stairs to look for Spain turtle, but found him sleeping next to Romano. They looked so cute~
      A week later Spain came back from his Holiday~ Wanting to see his house and his to little Turtles. "I HOME!" He yelled as he walked inside his house with Romano fallowing behind him.  "Damn Bastord! Why'd you have to take me on your stupied holiday!" Romano said. " Aw, but Romano~ If I left you behind, i've would'ave missed you and come back early!" He said placing his bags on the table. "Now how are my turtles Spaina Jr. and Romano Jr.~!" Spain said walking towards there tank. " What the fuck! You named turtles after us, what were you thinking!" Romano said.
      "Don't be so mean to the turtles Roma~ I named them after us for a reason! The first the I got them, they had the same personalitiys as we did! So I named them after us because they  show the relashionship we have! LOOK~! THERE SO CUTE ROMA~! ROMANO Jr. EVEN HAS YOUR CURL~!" Spain said happly. "Damn it!" Romano said walking over to see the turtles. Turns out the Romano Turtle was swimming and the Spain Turtle joined him so he wouldn't be alown.' Oh, THERE SO ADORABLE TOGETHER~!!!!" Spain said with a nose bleed. Romano just staired at the swimming and having a good time, then he said "Let me guess! You now want to go swimming!" "YES~!!" Spain said pulling Romano outside. The only thing Romano could say was "Bastord!"